April 23, 2026
In three days, a gigantic asteroid, called the 69 Titelya Impactor, was projected to land right in the middle of Quezon City. This is predicted to cause an apocalyptic extinction of everything alive in the immediate vicinity of the site of impact. There was widespread panic in the streets, with people getting ready to evacuate to a reinforced underground bunker. Meanwhile the trajectory of the asteroid was being monitored by the ASA Command Center.
The Mother Holy Divine School along Kamuning was the predicted Ground Zero. A group of students were discussing what would be their last three words before the world ended. Beauty (Loisa Andalio) was smart and friendly, despite her wild hair, harsh unibrow, braces and huge pimple on her right cheek. Her friends were Sophia (Queenay Mercado), Lester (Kych Minemoto), Clementon (Renzie Aguilar) and Rosa (Angel Raymundo).
Given the seriousness of the topic, director Fifth Solomon decided to use black comedy to tell his story. However, he also injected much vulgarity throughout the film, it was cringy, not funny. The ongoing joke was the obvious phallic reference in the name and appearance of the asteroid, and the graffiti on the walls about it. Similarly embarrassing was the naughty wish in Rosa's final three words, as well as the lascivious behavior of the ASA Chief (Leo Bruno).
Beauty's planned final three words was to say "I Love You" to Kyle (Ronnie Alonte), her crush since Grade 7. The terrible way Beauty had been treated here was a dismal insult to Loisa Andalio as an actress. The exaggerated nature of Beauty's facial features was very demeaning -- so backward, so misogynistic. What happened to Beauty on the final night and the day after was so badly written. Andalio should've fought for her character's dignity.
The conflicts between Lester and girlfriend Irene (Kate Alejandrino), and between Clementon and his parents were too simplistically resolved. If there was a saving grace for this film, it was that final scene of Beauty with her parents -- Nanay Rubi (Angie Castrence) and Tatay Danilo (Dante Agdon), which I felt was the best scene of the whole film. Danilo's last line may have been so simple, but the way it was delivered had much emotional connection for me. 2/10











