Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Review of THE ODYSSEY: A Harsh, Harrowing Homecoming

July 15, 2026



It had been 20 years since Odysseus (Matt Damon) left his kingdom of Ithaca --10 years fighting the Trojan War, and 10 more grueling years trying to sail back home.  Meanwhile, a group of rowdy suitors lead by Antinous (Robert Pattinson) have taken up space at his castle waiting to marry Odysseus' wife Penelope (Anne Hathaway), much to the annoyance of his son Telemachus (Tom Holland) and their blind servant Eumaeus (John Leguizamo).

There were two great epic poems of ancient Greece whose authorship was ascribed to Homer. His first epic was "Iliad," set towards the end of the Trojan War, dealing on the conflicts involving Achilles, Agamemnon, Paris and Hector. His second epic was "Odyssey," recounting the adventures of Odysseus and his encounters with various deadly supernatural beings on various islands as he sailed back home to Ithaca after the Trojan War.

Christopher Nolan's film version of the epic began with a scene of a wooden horse stuck on the beach. A lone Greek soldier Sinon (Elliot Page) told Trojans that this horse was a gift to the goddess Athena (Zendaya). It was Odysseus who thought up of the idea to penetrate Troy by hiding Greek soldiers inside this giant statue, so he and Meneleus (Jon Bernthal), husband of abducted Helen (Lupita Nyong'o), can lead their attack from within Troy's walls. 

Nolan then proceeded to tell about Odysseus' harrowing sail back to Ithaca. Whenever they set foot on an island to gather food, they encountered various supernatural beings whose threat they had to escape. These include the one-eyed Cyclops Polyphemus (Bill Irwin), the Lastrygorian armored giants, the sorceress Circe (Samantha Morton), the Sirens, the six-headed Scylla, the whirlpool Charybdes, and the nymph Calypso (Charlize Theron). 

Nolan showed off a proficiency in staging horror in this one. The cave of Polyphemus was pitch dark, as the giant randomly picked out random guys and chomped them down like pretzels. Similarly horrific was the Circe scene, as a bitter woman fed ravenous men with her irresistible meat stew that turned them into beasts.  The Underworld scenes were elegant -- realized in brilliant red and black, as darkly radiant as the angry souls in there.

Pacing may be an issue for some viewers in the first two acts, but that final act was certainly worth the wait.  While the noisy horde of thirsty bachelors abuse the hospitality of their hosts, an old beggar with a scraggly beard joined them. The tension built up so thickly as Antinous shamelessly asserted his lust for power. The much-anticipated, breathtaking climactic confrontation of hero and villain ensued in brutal excitement and chaotic glory. 

As expected of him playing the lead character, Matt Damon gave his all for this physically and emotionally demanding role. Anne Hathaway was a picture of queenly grace and fortitude. Tom Holland had a strong screen presence, but at 30 looked too mature to be a callow 20 year old prince. With that smug look on his oily face as Robert Pattinson was appropriately slimy as Antinous, you'd want to hack his head open with an axe yourself. 

Those actors with smaller roles did not waste their short screen time. John Leguizamo registered dignity as an old loyal servant. Benny Safdie was King Agamemnon, but most of the time we see only his gold-trimmed helmet, not his face. We only notice Logan Marshall-Green in the last act, but his treacherous Melanthio was a most hateful servant. The way Samantha Morton played her Circe, you'd not suspect anything untoward to happen until it is too late. 

As for Nolan's controversial casting, all these pre-screening online critics merely blew them out of proportion. Yes, Lupita Nyong'o played both Helen and Clytemnestra, but her collective screen time was just barely one minute. Trans-man Elliot Page did not play demigod Achilles, but instead he was a foot soldier who bravely faced the Trojans and convinced them to bring the Horse into their city. He had more impact in a later otherworldly scene.

Watching "The Odyssey" brings to mind a previous film also directed and co-written by Nolan -- "Interstellar" (2014). Both stories tackle the challenging trip a father underwent in order to go back to his home and his family after decades of being away. Cooper (Matthew McConaughey) went through black holes and the vastness of space as Odysseus went through man-eating monsters and treacherous oceans. The inspiration was clear.

Before the screening, there was a short documentary about how Nolan shot this whole film entirely using an IMAX 70mm film camera. This made us appreciate the strenuous efforts of Nolan and his cinematographer Hoyte van Hoytema exerted to deliver the biggest, most immersive images ever, best seen in IMAX theaters, of course. Nolan dedicated this film to the late IMAX quality officer David Keighley. "The Odyssey" was the last film he worked on. 9/10. 


Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Review of THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD: Ignoble Idol

July 8, 2026



After suffering a crippling injury, an aging Robin Hood (Hugh Jackman) was convalescing at the Priory of St. Clement, under the care of  Sister Brigid (Jodie Comer). Not proud of his violent past as an outlaw, Robin introduced himself as Randolph. There, Robin befriended a man who was afflicted with leprosy (Murray Bartlet), as well as a young girl named Margaret (Faith Delaney), daughter of Robin's old friend Little John (Bill SkarsgĂĄrd).

This film was written and directed by Michael Sarnosky, based on a 17th century English ballad known as "Robin Hood's Death," author unknown. This is said to be one of the oldest existing tale about Robin Hood. In the more popular legend adapted for previous films, such as the Disney animated version (1973) or the Kevin Costner version (1991), Robin Hood was a heroic outlaw who "stole from the rich to give to the poor." 

This morose and notorious Robin Hood we see in this film was a total departure from the charismatic and swashbuckling Robin Hood we knew. The Robin and Little John in the first half were unrecognizable. There was no sense of honor or nobility in the way this Robin fought and killed people, without regard for their age nor gender. He was brutality personified when he killed. If your stomach can't handle gore, you will look away.

By the second half, a limping Robin was recovering his health in the peaceful security of Brigid's Priory. At this point, Robin, and the whole film itself, was gradually transitioning from darkness into the light. As Robin learned to connect with other people, the lighting and the music of the film also became brighter and lighter. It was here that we can finally see the face of Hugh Jackman very well as he emerged from the shadows of the first half. 

Many did not like this film because the intense action scenes in the first half were totally abandoned in the contemplative second half. However, this was exactly the reason why I liked the second half more, as the acting of Jackman came to fore interacting with Comer, Delaney, Bartlet and Noah Jupe. Jackman already played a superhero to his death in "Logan" (2017). Here, he played a folk hero to his death, albeit an antihero version of him. 6/10


Sunday, July 5, 2026

Netflix: Review of ENOLA HOLMES 3: Mystery and Malice in Malta

July 4, 2026 



Enola Holmes (Millie Bobby Brown) had accepted the proposal of Lord Tewkesbury to get married. For sentimental reasons, the Lord's mother (Hattie Morahan) recommended that the wedding ceremony be held in Malta, where she and her husband got married as he was stationed as a military officer there before. Sherlock Holmes (Henry Cavill) was disappointed that his younger sister was sacrificing her identity and freedom like this. However, cold feet, two kidnappings and a fire happened before the wedding could take place.   

This is the third installment of this franchise about Sherlock Holmes' spirited kid sister who shared his acuity in investigating and solving crime mysteries. The screenplay of all three films were written by Jack Thorne, based on "The Enola Holmes Mysteries" series of books by Nancy Springer. The first film was shown in 2020, with the sequel in 2022, both directed by Harry Bradbeer. For this third film, the directing job had been turned over to Philip Barantini, noted for directing the acclaimed series "Adolescence" (2025). 

Millie Bobby Brown is still as spunky in her portrayal of Enola as ever, with her constant breaking of the fourth wall to keep us in the loop about her thought processes and plans. Her chemistry with Louis Partridge as Enola's husband-to-be Lord Tewkesbury was still as delightful and romantic as ever. Helena Bonham-Carter played Enola's explosive mother Eudoria with her signature delightfully quirky acting style. Henry Cavill's Sherlock Holmes spent this film in a dark mood, and was rather dour and morose for the most part. 

As Sherlock was out of action for most of the film, we get to see more of Dr. Watson (Himesh Patel) as he assists Enola in her investigation, drawing upon his personal experience as an army medic. He also shared his insights as the son of a soldier to advise the young Lord Tewkesbury about his father who was also a soldier. Also back is Sharon Duncan-Brewster, who was already exposed in the second film as Sherlock's nemesis Prof. Moriarty. Here, she plays Adeline Rathe, the mysterious architect of the complex plot. 

This underlying message of this film was very serious, and was delivered in a most pointed manner. The film was essentially a strong condemnation of the British Army's role in the systematic abuse and pillage of the people and riches of various countries around the world that are under the Crown of their royal monarch. The filmmakers did not mince words in addressing unsavory historical issues involving British rule in Malta, Afghanistan and Ashanti (present day Ghana) as they came up in the course of this story.  7/10


Review of MINIONS & MONSTERS: Movie-Making Mayhem

July 4, 2026



Once upon a time, there were several tribes of Minions who roamed the Earth looking for the perfect villain whom they can serve.  However, because of their inherent naughtiness and clumsiness, the Minions would wind up killing the villains they served.  In one such tribe, there was a Minion named James, who was very much inclined to the art of drawing and telling stories. His best friends were the mischievous Henry and the hearing-impaired Ed. 

One day in 1927, the Minions saw a bank robber who was escaping by train and chased him. It turned out that this was a film being shot by a director named Max (Christoff Waltz). The producers, the Bright Brothers (Jeff Bridges) loved the Minions and made them superstars, until they could not do talkies. It was then that James had the idea of making his own film called "Minions and Monsters," even when only Henry and Ed supported him.

This flashback story of how Minions got into vintage Hollywood silent films was done via bookend sequences of a guide Olivia (Allison Janney) touring her guests around an exhibit called "Magic of Hollywood." While I am not a fan of the Minions, their antics and gibberish language, I appreciated all the call outs to the history of cinema in this one. Cinephiles, especially fans of the classic Hollywood films, will enjoy seeing all these delightful Easter eggs, with Minions somehow integrated into them.  

The direct tributes started in the opening credits, with scenes from "Horse in Motion" (1887) to "A Trip to the Moon" (1902). The man hanging from a clock was from "Safety Last" (1923). Asking Sam the pianist to "play it again" was from "Casablanca" (1942). The "rosebud" scene was from "Citizen Kane" (1941). Charlie Chaplin going through the gears of a machine was from "Modern Times" (1936). The robot Dort (Jesse Eisenberg) was likely a reference to the alien robot Gort in the film "The Day the Earth Stood Still" (1951). 

The sorcerer scenes were likely from "Fantasia" (1940). The train scenes may refer to "The Great Train Robbery" (1903) or "The General" (1927). The noir scene likely referred to "The Maltese Falcon" (1941). The shark scene referred to "Jaws" (1974). In Olivia's exhibit, we see more recent films like "E.T." (1982) and "The Matrix" (1999), movie monsters like "The Mummy" (1932) and "The Creature from the Black Lagoon" (1953), and film directors like Orson Welles, Alfred Hitchcock, and Francis Ford Coppola (in a speaking cameo). 

As for the titular "Monsters," at first there was only one small green spherical creature with the tiny wiggly tentacles above his mouth named Goomi (Trey Parker) whom the Minions conjured out of the spell book. However, he would be joined by his gang of sea monsters Howard (Phil LaMarr) and Phillips (Bobby Moynihan), whose names referred to horror writer H.P. Lovecraft; and their spectacularly destructive orange slimy gelatinous mass with multiple eyes called Irene, that called to mind the classic movie monster "The Blob" (1958). 

I am still not exactly a fan of the Minions and their chaotic brand of foolishness, but I did enjoy this loving tribute to the Golden Age of Hollywood as offered by the Minions creator, director and voice Pierre Coffin. 7/10


Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Review of THE FURIOUS: Trouncing the Traffickers

July 1, 2026



There was a gang of child traffickers responsible for an unexplained series of kidnappings happening in an unspecified city in Southeast Asia. One day, teenage girl Rainy (Yang Enyou), was grabbed by a group of men led by Ho (Brian Le). They stuffed her into a trash bag and hurled her onto the back of a truck. At that moment, her father, a mute Chinese handyman Wang Wei (Xie Miao), saw this happen, and proceeded to chased the truck on foot. 

Journalist Navin (Joe Taslim) was looking for his wife Matia (Jeeja Yanin), a fellow journalist who had disappeared while investigating a child trafficking ring. Pretending to be a potential customer of children, Navin infiltrated the fight club run by a certain Mr. Song (Sahajak Boonthanakit). At the club, Navin met Wang and they initially thought the other was the enemy. Soon, they realized that they were both after the same bad guys and teamed up. 

This action film produced in Hong Kong is an international affair. The director, stuntman and action choreographer Kenji Tanigaki, is from Japan. Xie Miao and Yang Enyou are from China. Joe Taslim and Yayan Ruhian are from Indonesia. Jeeja Yanin and Sahajak Boonthanakit are Thai. Brian Le and Joey Iwanaga are Asian-Americans. While the main language spoken is English, we hear a slew of other Asian languages, even Tagalog from the goons.

From the opening fight scenes featuring Jeeja Yanin, we already expect that the fights are going to be very brutal and ultra-violent. From there, we see various weapons make the like peen-hammers, sledgehammers, hunting knives, arrows, ice picks, pieces of furniture, and even bicycles to cause more intense pain and gory damage. The worst (and most disgusting) injuries for me were actually those caused by human teeth. 

Stories about a father out to rescue his child, or a husband out to rescue his wife, have been frequently told and retold in action films all over the world. Tanigaki and his cinematographer Meteor Cheung deliver violence in ultra doses that can knock us out of breath just watching. The climactic five-way fight scene with Wang, Navin, human tank Ho, suave sadistic Paklung (Iwanaga), and bloodthirsty freak Tak (Yayan) was savage yet spectacular mayhem. 8/10


Sunday, June 28, 2026

Netflix: Review of VOICEMAILS FOR ISABELLE: Crossed Communication

June 28, 2026



Jill (Zoey Deutch) worked in the kitchen of celebrity chef Bastien (Nick Offerman) in his popular bakery Flâner in San Francisco. All she did was slice kumquats as topping of his signature tart, and this frustrated her a lot. Her closest confidante was her younger sister Isabelle "Izzy" (Ciara Bravo), who was still living back in Austin with their parents (Gil Bellows and Tanis Dolman), so they communicated via voicemails. Izzy had been afflicted with cystic fibrosis since childhood, until one day she crashed and passed away.

Wes (Nick Robinson) was a hotshot real estate agent based in Austin. One day, his new work phone began receiving Jill's voicemails to Izzy, which she continued to send to her number. Wes eventually became invested in Jill's stories, including her frustrations with men he dated, like co-worker Arthur (Lukas Gage) and podcaster Tyler (Toby Sandeson). He decided to go to San Francisco to meet Jill in person. They hit it off, but Wes never gathered the guts to confess about his phone getting her voicemails for Izzy, until it was too late. 

This rom-com was written and directed by Leah McKendrick, who also appeared onscreen as Breeda, a good friend of Wes and the bride-to-be of Andy (Harry Shum Jr.). This is only the second feature film that she both wrote and directed. The plot followed the typical rom-com formula, although this time, boy already "knew" the girl long before their supposed "meet-cute" at Tyler's live streaming event. Also formulaic was its conflict of an inadvertent deception that was accidentally revealed before the secret could have been proactively confessed. 

However, this one still worked very well mainly because of Zoey Deutsch, who was very likable and relatable as Jill. Audiences can easily identify with her closeness with her family, as well as the discrimination she endured at work. Her bubbly personality that was very infectious for those around her. She was unfiltered when she gave her opinions and spontaneous when she broke into dance when Robyn's "Dancing on My Own" came on. Her chemistry with Nick Robinson's Wes was effortless from their first scene together. 

What Wes did was really a big red flag. Not only was he listening in to private messages meant for another person, he was also using the information to win the affection of the girl sending the message. Fresh-faced Nick Robinson played Wes with the winsome charm of a young Hugh Grant (as he displayed in that spontaneous tour bus guide gig of his). Because of this, we do feel sorry for him and we hope Jill would find it in her heart to forgive him for what he had failed to do. We wish they can get back together in the end.  Will they? 7/10



Saturday, June 27, 2026

Review of FIRST LIGHT: A Nun Navigates the Night

June 27, 2026



Elderly Sister Yolanda (Ruby Ruiz) lived and worked in a 400 year-old convent, the main building of which was already in various states of disrepair. Her Mother Superior Angie (Lui Manansala) had assigned young Sister Arlene (Kare Adea) under her mentorship. As the ministry of her congregation was hospital work, she would make daily rounds on Celia, the comatose mother of rich and influential Mrs. Linda dela Cruz (Maricel Soriano).

One day, a Policeman (Apollo Abraham) requested Sister Yolanda to administer the last rites to a young man Angelo (BJ Forez), who had sustained severe injuries in an accident at a major road construction project in their town. After Angelo's death, his father Cesar (Emmanuel Santos) could not get a straight answer about the circumstances of his son's accident and what had transpired at the hospital, much to Sister Yolanda's chagrin.  

This film is the directorial debut of young Fil-Australian filmmaker James Robinson, who also wrote the screenplay. He had actually already won the award for Best Australian Director when this film premiered at the Melbourne International Film Festival in August 2025. Robinson's prior profession as a photographer was evident in the beautiful camera angles, play of light, shadows, smoke, and blocking of the actors, making each scene look like striking postcards. 

Ms. Ruby Ruiz comes up with yet another restrained yet magnetic performance here as her Sister Yolanda eventually realized how naive she had been after all these years she had spent behind the walls of her convent. Diamond Star Maricel Soriano managed to portray her Ms. Linda with enough compassion so as not to come off as an outright villain, even if she was. Kare Adea imbued her Sister Arlene with youthful idealism that made her question her calling.

Soliman Cruz's Fr. Claridad seemed so kind and fatherly, even if he was being so hypocritical and prejudiced. This was the first time I have seen Emmanuel Santos, but his subdued portrayal of bereaved father Cesar connected very strongly with me. BJ Forez only had one scene as the dying Angelo, but his fear was contagious. National Artist for Film Kidlat Tahimik had a remarkable cameo as land caretaker Diwa, a friend of Yolanda's late mother.

The dilapidated condition of the old convent would seem to be a metaphor the instability of the Catholic Church presently. As the film suggested (in a not too subtle way), the Church could cave in to external pressures, either financial or political. This insidious corruption was represented by the stinky rot coming from the forest. Robinson's pace can be glacially slow, but his stylish cinematography makes his auspicious debut effort worth a watch. 7/10



Review of POWER BALLAD: Secret of a Successful Song

 June 27, 2026



American singer Rick Power (Paul Rudd) works as the front man of The Bride and Groove, a wedding band based in Dublin, Ireland. He is married to an Irish woman Rachel (Marcella Plunkett) and they have a teenage daughter Aja (Beth Fallon). At one reception, the newly-married couple requested if they could invite a special guest to sing with the band. He turned out to be Danny Wilson (Nick Jonas), a former boy band member who wanted to go solo.

After the gig, Rick and Danny spent the rest of the night collaborating on songs they were working on while drunk and stoned. Rick shared a very old song he written but could not finish yet, called "How to Write a Song." Back in Los Angeles, Danny was being pressured by his manager Mac (Jack Reynor) to come up with better songs. Upon recommendation of his girlfriend Marcia (Havana Rose Liu), Danny recorded "How to Write a Song."

We know that Paul Rudd is a good actor and played his part well here, from Rick's resignation to the stagnant fate of his singing and songwriting, to the frustration of being victimized by betrayal, doubt and insensitivity even from people close to him. He even got to show off more facets of his performing talent in this film, as he sang those pop songs and played guitar for real here as the vocalist of his band -- he was actually rocking.

In contrast, Nick Jonas was rather limited in his acting range. He was actually quite good in the first half, especially during that night he spent jamming with Rick. However, in the second half back in L.A., Jonas could not deliver convincingly anymore. It was unfortunate that that critical confrontation scene set in Danny's house was awkwardly executed. While this could be a directing issue, but Jonas also could not keep up with Rudd, acting-wise. 

Like the guests at the weddings the band sung in, I was also enjoying the 80s pop hits Rick sang for them -- from "Celebration" to "Maneater." The main song central to the plot "How to Write a Song" was admittedly catchy, but in a nostalgic, throwback retro type of way. Peter McDonald's stole scenes as RIck's clingy and quirky best friend Sandy. Director John Carney did not milk the final scene with as much emotional impact than it had potential for. 6/10



Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Review of SUPERGIRL (2026): Clark's Cynical Cousin

June 24, 2026



Kara Zor-el (Milly Alcock) was a Kryptonian like her cousin Kal-el a.k.a. Superman (David Corenswet), so she also had superpowers when she was on Earth under its yellow sun . On her 23rd birthday, she decided to spend it on a planet with a red sun, in order that she can get crazy drunk, with only her naughty white dog Krypto beside her. That night in a bar full of rowdy crowd of drunkards, a young teenage girl boldly appeared at the doorway.  

This girl Ruthye (Eve Ridley) had witnessed her whole family perish at the hands of a space criminal named Krem of the Yellow Hills (Matthias Schoenaerts), heartless leader of the  Brigands. She swore to avenge their death by seeking out Krem and kill him with a sword that her father Elias Knoll (Ferdinand Kingsley) had forged. That night, she entered that rowdy bar to request for someone to help her do in her quest. Will Kara step up?

We first saw this Milly Alcock version of Supergirl in a post-credits cameo in "Superman" (2025). She was not the typical charming, well-behaved and heroic Supergirl portrayed by Helen Slater in first "Supergirl' film (1984) or by Melissa Benoist in the TV series "Supergirl" (2015 - 2021). Alcock's Supergirl was unkempt and appeared to have had too much to drink, indicating that this Supergirl will be breaking the usual mold of the character. Seeing Alcock play Supergirl this way can be off-putting at first, but she would eventually win us over. 

A flashback tells about how Kara's parents Zor-El (David Krumholtz) and Alura (Emily Beecham) was responsible for a "bottled" fragment of Krypton to survive after the rest of the planet exploded. Kara was conceived later and grew up to be a teenager before she was sent off to join Kal-el on Earth. This was very different (but easier to understand) than the mind-bending Kryptonian time warp paradox in the comics -- how she was supposed to be older than Kal-el on Krypton, but became younger when she arrived later on Earth. 

Because of this, this new Supergirl turned out bitter and rebellious, very opposite in character to her too-good-to-be-true cousin Kal-El. While Kal-el never knew his real parents nor the explosion of Krypton and grew up with loving Earth parents, this Kara actually knew her real parents and experienced being sent away to Earth apparently against her wishes. This contrast of characters between Kal-El and Kara was very much played up here, with comical effect. Kara's first impression of Superman's costume was a memorable line. 

Eve Ridley's Ruthye Marye Knoll was headstrong and stubborn, which puts her in risky situations that went against Kara's plans, complicating her mission. Like Flip in "Slumberland" (2022) and Garrett in "A Minecraft Movie" (2025), Jason Momoa plays another happy-go-lucky character here as notorious mercenary Lobo, which he again portrayed in what seemed to be an exaggerated version his naturally playful character in real life. It was good to see David Corenswet back as ever-supportive Superman, but he did not participate in any fights here. 

Like most dog-lovers in the audience, I certainly wished there was more of Krypto. He provided much emotional moments as he did laughs, so it was too bad that he was out of action for a major part of the story. The musical soundtrack of unexpected pop hits in the most unlikely scenes was quite fun contrast. The best scene was that when club standards "The Girl from Ipanema" and "Cheek to Cheek" were being sung by a female lounge singer on a stage to accompany one of the chaotic bar fights where Kara was taking on everyone else.  

This is a rated PG film, with some parts of which already flirt with an R rating. The fight scense can be quite violent, but there won't be blood and guts frankly spilled on screen here. There was also a side story about the Brigands gathering girls in different planets with the intention of marrying them off to be raped in order to populate their all-male planet -- a truly uncomfortable idea. While the plot was really rather predictable and Schoenhaerts's villain was bland, Alcock's unique spunky take on the title character still kept this afloat. 6/10


Thursday, June 18, 2026

Review of HOME ALONG DA RILES, DA REUNION: The Cosmes in Conflict and Conciliation

June 18, 2026



The children of the late Kevin Cosme (Dolphy) still regularly eat together in their old house along the railroad tracks. Kevin's long-time love Azon (Nova Villa), whom the kids called their Tita Nanay, lived nearby. Her adopted daughter Maybe (Maybelyn dela Cruz) is now a barangay official prepping the residents for an impending demolition of their neighborhood.

Eldest son Bill (Smokey Manaloto), an office worker, is still single. Second son is Bob (Gio Alvarez), a motorcycle driver, married to Lorie (Aurora Halili), and living with his rich mother-in-law Bridge (Ces Quesada). The youngest son is Baldo (Vandolph Quizon), married to Jenny (Jenny Quizon) with sons Vito (Vito Quizon) and Baldolito (Ahmad Aboukowick). Adopted son Estong (Boy2 Quizon) was still inseparable from Baldo, partners in a food stall business. 

The only rose in the Cosme brood is Bing (Claudine Barretto), third in line. Now 45 years old, she surprised her brothers when she announced that she was about to get married to a boyfriend whom she had been keeping a secret for 6 years. Hurt, the brothers tried to foil the engagement when the guy, Baby Boy (Pepe Herrera), finally came to meet them. 

The original TV series "Home Along the Riles" ran on ABS-CBN for more than 20 years, from December 1992 to August 2003. While I do have a general idea about the show and its actors, but somehow, I never really got to see a single full episode of it. I also did not watch the two previous feature films about the series, released in 1993 and 1997. Honestly, I was not sure if this reunion movie directed by Boy2 Quizon will have something for me or not. 

From the beginning, we already see the arc of Nova Villa's Azon for the whole film -- missing her one and only love Kevin. She expressed a couple of times that she's just waiting for him to fetch her, even seeing "him" and hearing him sing "Gaano Kita Kamahal." Her comedy moments had to do with waking up from dreaming about Kevin. They gave her a weird episode of getting a massage in a spa, which would later get raided -- not funny.

Claudine Barretto mainly played the straight guy here. It was her sudden surprise announcement of her coming wedding incited the main conflict of the film. While it was clear why she did not want her brothers to know, it was difficult to explain why she did not confide this with her Tita Nanay -- in fact, they did not even try to make a plausible reason. Her one moment of spontaneity came after the priest asked "You may or may not kiss the bride." 

The interaction of Bing's immature brothers among each other and to Baby Boy was in the vein of typical 90s style of naughty comedy. I do not know how these boys used to quarrel on TV, but the climactic violent argument they had seemed very out of character. Those words said, especially those very hurtful insults coming from Bill, came out so randomly from out of the blue, and were not the type that can easily be forgiven as it happened. 

Also returning is Dang Cruz as Azon's inimitable househelp Roxanne, who stole her scenes with her crazy antics. We also see cameos from Kevin's former officemates like Cita Astals (Ma'am Hillary), Joymee Lim (Linggit) and Sherilyn Reyes (Sheryl), as well as unexpected guest appearances like Gardo Versoza, Zanjoe Marudo, Small Laude, the whole Creamline volleyball team, and most surprisingly, Claudine's ex Mark Anthony Fernandez. 

The chaos of the wedding and the demolition all led to one profound moment of sincere family reconciliation in a church. If you are expecting a certain someone to make an appearance from beyond, you'd be right. The production really set aside budget for that one important special effect that should not be carelessly done. Even if you are not familiar with the Cosme family at all, this final heartwarming moment will make you care about them. 6/10 


Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Review of TOY STORY 5: Trouble with Technology

June 16, 2026



Bonnie (Scarlet Spears) was feeling lonely because she found it difficult to make friends with the kids in her neighborhood. When Jessie (Joan Cusack) went next door to investigate, she discovered that the other kids were all stuck in their own rooms playing video games on a gadget. Jessie was alarmed when Bonnie's parents (Lori Alan, Jay Hernandez) bought Bonnie her own gadget -- a green tablet with a frog design named Lilypad (Greta Lee). 

Sheriff Jessie had designated Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) to be her deputy. However, this time, she called Woody (Tom Hanks) to ask for his help how to address the Lily problem. In her efforts to protect Bonnie from bad friends, Jessie and her horse Bullseye got transported back to the house of her old owner Emily. There was a new family there with a girl named Blaze (Mykal-Michelle Harris), whom Jessie felt would be a perfect friend for Bonnie. 

The first Toy Story (1995) made history as the first feature-length film to use computer-generated imagery only. It introduced us to Woody and Buzz Lightyear, who were the two favorite toys of Andy. They met Jessie in TS2(1999). As Andy went to college in TS3 (2010), the toys were brought to a daycare, where first they met Bonnie. In TS4 (2019), Bonnie made a toy from a spork she named Forky, while Woody gets reunited with BoPeep (Annie Potts).

After TS3, we all thought that they already had the perfect heartwarming ending. When TS4 came, a lot of us thought that Pixar should not have done this anymore. However, it proved us wrong again by coming with yet another emotional ending. This TS5 again played around with previous themes of old toys being abandoned by their owners as they grew up, but here, it tackled the high incidence of children glued to the screens of gadgets. 

In order to make it possible for Woody, Buzz and Jessie to achieve their elaborate plans, director Andrew Stanton, who co-wrote the screenplay with Kenna Harris, came up with a random side-story of a platoon of high-tech Buzz Lightyear toys marching to Star Command. Blaze also just so happened to own some old abandoned electronic toys (which just so happened to have working AAA batteries) and shelves of doll horses that she collected. 

Jessie was the main toy character of this story, with her own learning arc, and female-empowerment moments to boot. Multiple units of Buzz opened and closed this one, with a climactic action highlight, plus a romantic subplot. Woody was basically a special guest this time, with the recurring joke about his bald spot as his most memorable gag. The rest of Andy's old toys were still fun to watch in the limited screen time they had. We will all recognize how gadgets like Lilypad dominate our time these days. 

The Pixar artwork, with the vibrant colors and innovative designs, was as topnotch as ever, with a special style to depict the girls' whimsical play fantasies. The screenplay was both nostalgic and funny as we expect from this franchise. The jokes (even Smarty Pants' toilet humor) and the aww moments still connected well with both adults and kids in the audience with us. Stanton was still able to squeeze out an emotional ending this time, we can feel the stretch of the story in this one. But overall, I liked this one better than TS4. 8/10