October 28, 2026
Beauties from all over the country were gathered together to vie for the title of Queen of the Islands 2026. Former title holder from year 2000 Charito Macapagal (Ruffa Gutierrez) announced that she has turned over her role as pageant directress to a new owner this year, so there will be plenty of changes in the rules and how the pageant will be run. Everything will now be live-streamed online, and the girls were not allowed to bring any glam team.
The favorite to win this year was Ms. Makati Celine Macapagal (Sanya Lopez), daughter of Ms Charito. Her closest rival was typical mean girl Ms. BGC-Taguig Pating Teresa (Faith da Silva). Ms. Pangasinan Nora Agustin (Ashley Ortega) joined to get material for her planned documentary film. Ms. Bulacan OB Santos (AZ Martinez) was a timid girl who wore a purity ring. Ms. Cavite Valekstra (Herlene Budol) was very outspoken about her opinions.
Also among the favorites were the very fierce Ms. Binondo Wendy Li (Michelle Marquez Dee) and the morena beauty Ms. Cebu Ramona de Guzman (Shuvee Etrata). There were also a few contestants who had lost before and were trying again, like Ms. Laguna Ariana Ariba (Ara Arida), Ms. Sagada Mary J (MJ Lastimosa), Ms. Dapitan Gracia Granada (Gazini Ganados) and the doll-like but dimwitted Ms. Quezon Dolly Dizon (Ahtisa Manalo).
Written by Kit Villanueva and Ken de Leon and directed by veteran TV director Dominic Zapata, this film brings us behind the scenes in the cutthroat world of beauty pageants -- with the word "cutthroat" taking on a whole new meaning. This was a very dark comedy, a satiric take on a competition where literally only the strong can survive. The funny parts were campy and LOL, but there were also blood and gore in between for more perverse kind of "fun."
The premise may be wildly outrageous and the plot full of holes, but this film was actually quite fun to watch in all its silliness. The neophyte acting efforts of the beauty queens were quite entertaining, with Ahtisa Manalo a cute stand-out among them. Pageant fans will enjoy the exaggerated, booby-trapped versions of swimsuit and evening gown rounds, as well as the familiar references to pageant lore, like the viral gay guys cheering in their bedroom. 6/10










