Cinemalaya 2026: Review of MAG-IINA: Matriarchal Mania

August 12. 2026

Anj (Janine Gutierrez) had lived in New York City since she was sent over there at age 15. She finally got to fly back home and reunite with her long-estranged family -- her mother Mita (Agot Isidro), her aunt Ysobel (Cherry Pie Picache) and her grandmother (Jackie Lou Blanco) -- for the occasion of the 40th day of her late father Ynigo Abreu Jr. or Ygo (Bart Guingona). Ysobel had adopted a young boy and renamed him Ynigo III (Lucas Andalio).  An all-around housemaid named Katte (Ness Roque) held sway in the kitchen. 

For people who are familiar with his plays, if it is written by Guelan Varela Luarca, you know you are in for a profound emotional roller-coaster. "Mag-iina" is his screen adaptation of his own play "Corridors." This play had won First Prize at the 72nd Carlos Palanca Memorial Awards in 2024, Luarca's fifth, which elevated him to the Palanca Hall of Fame. It just had a staged reading by CAST this January 2026, so I was surprised that it took a big leap into a film version before a fully-staged production was done. 

Janine Gutierrez's Anj was not going to let her family's eccentricities push her down as she finally got to experience them first hand, bringing us all along on her wild outlandish 3-day ride. Agot Isidro had a field day with Mita's neurotic psyche and emotional instability. Cherry Pie Picache's Ysobel seemed so calm outside, but turned out to be a hot slurping mess inside. Ness Roque's santol-squeezing Katte may be of lowest rank, but she proved no easy pushover in the way she marinated chicken or held black candle seances. 

The elegant Jackie Lou Blanco was deglamorized, with her skin looking like melted wax, ultimately even enduring to wear a whole-body prosthetic suit to execute the film's most unsettling body-horror scene. Her high-handed, Spanish- and expletive-riddled monologue at the dinner table was unforgettable.  Child actor Lucas Andalio fell right in step and held his own among the senior actors, having to do some pretty sick, grotesque stuff that require post-shoot debriefings. Those bloody lactation scenes really pushed the envelope. 

This convoluted story was actually quite a big risk to bring to the big screen, as it blurred lines between what was a nightmare and what was real. Furthermore, even if the story's premise starts off as merely odd, weird or creepy, it would later escalate into majorly bizarre and  scandalous mayhem, the likes of which can throw off casual viewers. The visual creativity of director Giancarlo Abrahan was in overdrive to create the veritable Gothic twilight zone in this maze-like house, which in itself was a major character in this film. 8/10 

Cinemalaya 2026: Review of TIRIK: Candles of Conscience and Clarity

August 11, 2026

Paring Bert (Rocco Nacino) was the parish priest of a church in Quezon City. He had been invited to the wake of a young former parishioner of his who had passed away as a casualty from the war on drugs. His taxi driver friend Santos Mira (Floyd Tena) just so happened to be at the church at that time to rest after a long night's drive. He volunteered to drive Paring Bert to his destination in Cavite using his old white taxi, license plate ABS 7029.

Along the way there, they made several stopovers and encountered various people. They brought an injured dog into a veterinarian's clinic and met a nutty family (Jess Mendoza, Chai Fonacier) there. Santos went to join a roadside drinking session to confront a thief. Fr. Bert went to visit his mentor, Fr. Jess (Glenn Sevilla Mas) in his vintage stone church. Santos requested that they make one final stop at a small shack in a remote area. 

This film is the feature directorial debut of May-i Padilla, who also co-wrote the script (with Charlson Ong) and did the editing. It was like they knew the ending they wanted first, and just added the rest of narrative up to build up to that ending. The events in the previous stops along the way seem so random and do not exactly relate to what happens in the ending. However, on hindsight, they all certainly portended to that eventuality. 

The slow pace of the storytelling may actually prove to be difficult to ride with, especially for impatient viewers. Most of the film was just conversations between Paring Bert and Santos, much of them set within the confines of the taxi cab while driving around. The vet clinic scenes were funny, even if it involved euthanasia and grave digging. The atmosphere grew heavier and heavier with every stop, and Padilla made sure we all felt that sense of danger. 

Paring Bert was based on a real-life Jesuit priest, Paring Bert Alejo, an activist for various socio-political issues. Rocco Nacino's Paring Bert was careful and level-headed, but there were issues like their youth council that he was passionate about. Floyd Tena caught director Padilla's attention when he played the hangman in "Gomburza" (2023). His Santos Mira was friendly as taxi drivers usuallywere. However, he also projected a distubing inner turmoil.

This film has a Catholic priest as the lead character, so importants cenes were set in churches. The churches chosen for locations were both historic -- the Basilica Minore de San Pedro Bautista in Quezon City, and Diocesan Shrine and Parish of San Andres in Masinloc, Zambales. The latter had a picturesque little pond where lit candles were floated on, where Bert and Santos' had their most heart-to-heart talk. 6/10

Cinemalaya 2026: Review of HAND OF GOD: The Glorious and the Grim

August 10. 2026

Lt. Edgardo Reyes (Ruru Madrid) and his men were assigned to a small settlement called Pusong-pusong in Basilan, under the leadership of Pah Ismail (Ronnie Lazaro). Their mission was one of community service -- to teach the children there the sport of football. While they were assembling  the goalposts, the residents paid them no mind. The soldiers played ball among themselves. Soon, curious children went to watch and play. 

One of the boys was Khaleel (KD Omalin), who had been taken in as a child warrior by a Muslim rebel group led by Omar (Jhong Hilario). When Omar allowed Khaleel to go visit his mother Farida Kapeng (Iza Calzado), he was convinced to stay and learn how to play football with his friends, specifically as the goalie. One day, Lt. Reyes proposed that the kids be allowed to go with him to Manila to join a football tournament there. 

Ruru Madrid played the ideal idealistic military man Ed, while Sue Ramirez played his ideal supportive wife Fatima -- both looked and felt very good as the kids' surrogate parents going over and beyond the call of their duty.  Iza Calzado had the perfect face for tragedy, Ronnie Lazaro for leadership, and Jhong Hilario for ruthlessness. New child actor KD Omalin held his own in the company of these veteran actors and shone as the heart of the whole film. 

This film is the directorial debut of TV and film writer Mark Duane Angos. The story was based on Angos' personal experience 12 years ago when his Manila-based youth football team were able to play with a team of kids from Mindanao. Angos brought both the glorious and the grim aspects of that memorable intercultural interaction of his to the big screen. Seen in this light, his seeming bias, which can be felt while watching the film, can somehow be rationalized. 

I watched this film right after watching "Ganggang," another film in competition in this Cinemalaya 2026. Both films basically told the same story of children playing in the warzone between the military and rebels.  The major difference was the point of views of the respective filmmakers on which group they portrayed as the good and as the bad. Watching both films would seem to give us a more balanced overview of the tense situation from both sides. 7/10

Cinemalaya 2026: Review of GANGGANG: Spiders on a Stick

August 8, 2026

Mel (Raine dela Cruz) was a new kid in  Brgy. Sidhaya, a remote community in rural Bulacan. He came with his father Sarge Medaro (Brian Arda), an officer who had been assigned to oversee the military checkpoints clamping down on NPA rebels operating in that area. At school, he became friends with Tenten (Don Rishmond Cerbito) and Ilay (Kenneth "Butchoy" Vincent Mendoza), who were frequent victims of class bully, Anton (Prince Espana).

Tenten lived with his farmer father Arman (Anton Nolasco) and his presently pregnant mother Connie (Pau Benitez). Ilay lived with his grandfather Lolo Omeng (Richard Mata) and Lola Rosing (Tabs Sumilang) who raised him after his parents passed away. Anton was the naughty son of their barangay captain Kap (Jers Diwa), himself an uncouth, ill-tempered man who was of a violent nature, and engaged in illicit activities with kickbacks. 

This film was written and directed by JL Burgos, who made waves in Cinemalaya XX with his last film "Alipato at Muog" (2024). In that award-winning documentary film, JL Burgos reflected upon the 2007 abduction and disappearance of his own older brother -- political activist Jonas Burgos, supposedly in the hands of military personnel.  Knowing this personal crusade of this filmmaker would clarify the spirit upon which "Ganggang" was built around. 

The story was told through the eyes of impressionable young boys living in the countryside. Despite the clean fresh air, scenic mountain views and simple rustic lifestyle around them, this was also where the decades-long unfortunate conflict between the military units and Communist rebel factions held sway. As it would happen among the three friends, one of the boys was a son of a military man, and the other was the son of a suspected NPA man. 

The three child actors in the lead roles were charming and believable, with Don Cerbito most outstanding in his more challenging role as Tenten. Burgos and his cinematographer Mac Cosico were able to stage some pretty suspenseful scenes, with the highlight being that climactic secret spider hunt which the boys did before dawn, enhanced by the editing of Mona Nieva, sound design of Drew Millalos and Anna de Dios, and musical score by RJ Mabilin. 

Burgos pushed his nationalist agenda in the lessons of teachers Rebelyn (Elora Espano) and Anding (Hershey Neri). Jose Lacaba's "Pag-ibig sa Tinubuang Lupa" set to music by Ding Achacoso and sung by Chikoy Pura was turned into a funeral march song. There were additional scenes which will make you stay behind to watch the closing credits in full, accompanied by "Isang Minutong Katahimikan," composed by Ericson Acosta and Renato Reyes, Jr., and performed by Aldus Santos, RJ Mabilin and Janine Samaniego. 7/10

Cinemalaya 2026: Review of A.NI.MAL: Prurient Politics

August 7, 2026

San Feliciano provincial governor Paul Reyes (Reymund Domingo) thought he was just spending a night alone in their mansion. Unbeknownst to him, an unexpected visitor, his godchild Lily (Maxine Ignacio), was outside his window at that moment. She witnessed her godfather in a compromising situation with his dog Bella (Bini). Lily caught this salacious scene on video on her phone, and immediately left to show the scandalous clip to her incredulous father, town Mayor Dan Peralta (Jojit Lorenzo), and mother Ofel (Frances Makil-Ignacio).  

"A.ni.mal" is the third Cinemalaya film written and directed by Dustin Celestino in the past four years. At first, there was "Duyan ng Magiting" (2023). then "Habang Nilalamon ng Hydra ang Kasaysayan” (2025). Both films garnered critical acclaim and awards for its frankly incisive writing about Philippine politics and the intensely passionate acting by his cast. I personally ranked these two as the top best films of their respective year at Cinemalaya. A Dustin Celestino film or play carried with it a brand of eye-opening, thought-provoking art. 

While his two previous films were two dead serious examinations of the dire situation of national politics, this new one about local politicians is Celestino's funniest one ever. This is a biting satire of skillfully-written, darkly-comic and intellectually-stimulating conversations, from seemingly innocuous flirting and woke advocacies, steadily building up to highly-charged arguments about interpersonal and political relationships. Celestino is proud that this project was shot using an iPhone 17 Pro Max, all within 4 days and a P2.4M budget. 

Neophyte actress Maxine Ignacio is the real-life daughter of veteran Frances Makil-Ignacio, who played the mother of her character here. Her Lily was the quintessential, narcissistic, clout-chasing nepo baby who wanted all the attention on her. She was cluelessly entitled about her privilege, and Maxine was game to play her character's quirk up, not averse to be the butt of the joke.  Her passive-aggressive seduction of Dr. John (Anthony Falcon) at the dog-shelter and in his car was as uncomfortable to watch yet oddly delightful. 

Frances Makil-Ignacio's Ofel parlayed her beauty queen pulchritude to become Dan's trophy wife, not exactly her smarts. That scene when she struggled to sing "Saklolo" at a campaign sortie as conflicting emotions overtook her was definitely a shoo-in for "Scene of the Year" for me. With his mousy personality, bad toupee and lousy shirts, Jojit Lorenzo felt miscast as town mayor. It was only in his tense final scene with Gov Paul was it clear that Dan was meant to be a fool in the political game all along, and Lorenzo played him just as Celestino intended. 

Bituin Escalante appears only in the second half of the film as gubernatorial candidate Dr. Grace Reyes, but her impact was so powerful. The drama at Grace's political rally with Ofel concluded backstage with the vicious bull session right after.  Right after that came a confrontation scene between Grace and her husband Paul in their bedroom, where she lectured him about how rabbits behaved when in pain. This scene was made more remarkable by the fact that Reymund Domingo was Escalante's husband in real-life, and he also cut a formidable figure here. 8/10 

Review of SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY: Delving into Darker Directions

July 28, 2026

At the end of the third film, in order to keep MJ (Zendaya) and Ned (Jacob Batalon) safe, Peter (Tom Holland) had Dr. Strange to erase him from their memory. In the next few years,  Peter kept himself in obscurity, continually fighting crimes and developing more improved tech for his superhero work. Spider-Man has become a recognized hero of New York City, even gaining himself a friend in the NYPD, Jean DeWolff (Liza Colon-Zayas). Meanwhile, Peter only updated himself about MJ and Ned through their social media posts. 

One day, Bill Metzger (Tramell Tillman), head of the Dept. of Damage Control, an agency that kept individuals with special abilities in check, called on Spider-Man to help them with yet another attack on their facilities. The enemy turned out to be an invisible being who can jump around controlling the minds of various unsuspecting individuals to do his bidding. Through all this, Peter was realizing that his extreme loneliness is causing enough stress that was already causing his spider-powers to evolve in a darker direction. 

"Spider-Man: Brand New Day" is the fourth Spider-Man film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, following "Homecoming" (2017), "Far From Home" (2019) and "No Way Home" (2021), all starring Tom Holland as our friendly neighborhood web-slinger, with Zendaya as his girlfriend MJ, and Jacob Batalon as his best friend Ned. For this new film, Destin Daniel Cretton, who directed "Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings" (2021), took over the directorial chores from Jon Watts, director of the first three films.  

Cretton kept the energy of the film high with all the spectacular web-slinging action sequences, featuring Spider-Man and his mysterious unseen enemy. In addition, Jon Bernthal had a lighter take on his role as Frank Castle, the Punisher, who had some shared history with Spider-Man because of a so-called Staten Island incident. It was great to see Mark Ruffalo's Smart Hulk persona, which he kept in check with a device that he developed. Florence Pugh's Black Widow Yelena assisted Peter from her makeshift bath-house "office." The red ninjas of The Hand also get into the action with their elegant brand of martial arts violence. 

However, as it was in all prior Spider-Man films, it was still its sincere emotional connection that we are truly invested in. Holland, Zendaya and Batalon really have us rooting them as we are brought along on Peter's seemingly hopeless quest to reconnect with his two best friends, and we feel his frustrations and his depression along that rough road. In this new adventure, "Stranger Things" breakout star Sadie Sink enters the MCU with another emotionally-powerful character, whose exciting arc we will likely be seeing more of in future films. 

Here is our bird's eye view up from Row M. 

I was able to watch this much-anticipated film in ScreenX at the SM Mall of Asia, which gives audiences a 270-degree panoramic cinema experience. This is the first film ever where the ScreenX team went directly on-set during production to capture raw peripheral footage for select scenes. My initial worry that our seats on the extreme right of Row M might not give us a good view was for naught. ScreenX expanded those exhilarating action scenes so much that we actually feel Spidey's sensory overload first hand, well-worth its extra value. 9/10 

Review of MOANA (2026): Directly Duplicated

July 16, 2026

Legends of the village of Motonui tell of a mother island named Te Fiti that emerged out of the ocean. Her heart was a green stone that possessed the greatest power ever known -- the creation of life. One day,  a demigod of the wind and sea named Maui (Dwayne Johnson), who had a power to shapeshift granted by his magical fishhook, stole her heart. As a result, a volcanic demon arose to attack Maui, causing him to lose the heart and his fishhook to the sea. Since then, a blight began spreading through the islands.

A thousand years later, Tui (John Tui) was the chief of Motonui, whose daughter Moana (Catherine Laga'aia) was already being groomed to take his place someday. Tui wanted everyone in his village to remain within the safety of the reefs that surround their island, but soon the coconut trees were getting sick and the fish was getting scarce. Advised by her Granma Tala (Rena Owen), Moana went forth to search for Maui, make him return the heart that he stole in order to appease Te Fiti to restore their food supply.

"Moana" was first an original Disney animated film released in 2016 that featured a story inspired by Polynesian mythology, with songs were written by Lin Manuel Miranda. It was both a critical success and a box-office hit, and later a streaming juggernaut. A sequel was just released in 2024, and grossed more than a billion dollars despite mixed reviews. Question is, why did Disney think that it was a good idea to create a live-action version just 10 years later, if there was nothing really new it wanted to say, aside from changing its medium?

This live action version was basically a scene-by-scene recreation of the animated original version, with only subtle differences in the blocking of scenes or in the updating of passe pop references in the screenplay. I liked the way Te Fiti and Te Ka were rendered in this remake, their scenes really had solid impact. The giant crab Tamatoa was also very well-rendered performing his solo song "Shiny."  I did not like stupid pet rooster Heihei in the original film and more so this time, as his "more realistic" rendering was even more off-putting. 

Like Auli'i Carvlaho in the first film, the new Moana Catherine Laga'aia is also making a big splash in her feature film debut. She may have some neophyte nerves showing, but did very well in the physical demands of her role, and her singing was likewise very impressive. One major problem with this new version was actually seeing Dwayne Johnson awkwardly playing Maui. Of course, the physical heft required was there, but as obvious in trailers, Johnson looked rather haggard and long in the tooth here. 5/10 

Review of THE ODYSSEY: A Harsh, Harrowing Homecoming

July 15, 2026

It had been 20 years since Odysseus (Matt Damon) left his kingdom of Ithaca --10 years fighting the Trojan War, and 10 more grueling years trying to sail back home.  Meanwhile, a group of rowdy suitors lead by Antinous (Robert Pattinson) have taken up space at his castle waiting to marry Odysseus' wife Penelope (Anne Hathaway), much to the annoyance of his son Telemachus (Tom Holland) and their blind servant Eumaeus (John Leguizamo).

There were two great epic poems of ancient Greece whose authorship was ascribed to Homer. His first epic was "Iliad," set towards the end of the Trojan War, dealing on the conflicts involving Achilles, Agamemnon, Paris and Hector. His second epic was "Odyssey," recounting the adventures of Odysseus and his encounters with various deadly supernatural beings on various islands as he sailed back home to Ithaca after the Trojan War.

Christopher Nolan's film version of the epic began with a scene of a wooden horse stuck on the beach. A lone Greek soldier Sinon (Elliot Page) told Trojans that this horse was a gift to the goddess Athena (Zendaya). It was Odysseus who thought up of the idea to penetrate Troy by hiding Greek soldiers inside this giant statue, so he and Meneleus (Jon Bernthal), husband of abducted Helen (Lupita Nyong'o), can lead their attack from within Troy's walls. 

Nolan then proceeded to tell about Odysseus' harrowing sail back to Ithaca by way of flashbacks and stories, in his non-linear style. Whenever they set foot on an island to gather food, they encountered various supernatural beings whose threat they had to escape. These include the one-eyed Cyclops Polyphemus (Bill Irwin), the Lastrygorian armored giants, the sorceress Circe (Samantha Morton), the Sirens, the six-headed Scylla, the whirlpool Charybdes, and the nymph Calypso (Charlize Theron). 

Nolan showed off a proficiency in staging horror in this one. The cave of Polyphemus was pitch dark, as the giant randomly picked out random guys and chomped them down like pretzels. Similarly horrific was the Circe scene, as a bitter woman who fed ravenous men with her irresistible meat stew that turned them into beasts.  The Underworld scenes were elegant -- realized in brilliant red and black, as darkly radiant as the angry souls in there.

Pacing may be an issue for some impatient viewers in the first two acts. However, that final act was certainly worth the wait.  While the noisy horde of thirsty bachelors abuse the hospitality of their hosts, a hooded old beggar joined them. The tension built up so thickly as the unapologetically oily Antinous shamelessly asserted his lust for power. The much-anticipated, breathtaking climactic confrontation of hero and villain ensued in brutal excitement and chaotic glory. 

As expected of him playing the lead character, Matt Damon gave his all for this physically and emotionally demanding role. Anne Hathaway was a picture of queenly grace and fortitude. Tom Holland had a strong screen presence, but at 30 looked too mature to be a callow 20 year old prince. With that smug look on his oily face as Robert Pattinson was appropriately slimy as Antinous, you'd want to hack his head open with an axe yourself. 

Those actors with smaller roles did not waste their short screen time. John Leguizamo registered dignity as an old loyal servant. Himesh Patel played Odysseus' second-in-command Eurylochus, with whom he constantly clashed. Benny Safdie was King Agamemnon, but most of the time we see only his grand gold-trimmed helmet, not his face. We only notice Logan Marshall-Green in the last act, but his treacherous Melanthio was a most hateful servant. The way Samantha Morton played her Circe, you'd not suspect anything untoward to happen until it is too late. 

As for Nolan's controversial casting, all these pre-screening online critics merely blew them out of proportion. Yes, Lupita Nyong'o played both Helen and Clytemnestra, but her collective screen time was just barely one minute. Trans-man Elliot Page did not play demigod Achilles, but instead he was a foot soldier who bravely faced the Trojans and convinced them to bring the Horse into their city. He had more impact in a later otherworldly scene.

Watching "The Odyssey" brings to mind a previous film also directed and co-written by Nolan -- "Interstellar" (2014). Both stories tackle the challenging trip a father underwent in order to go back to his home and his family after decades of being away. Cooper (Matthew McConaughey) went through black holes and the vastness of space as Odysseus went through man-eating monsters and treacherous oceans. The inspiration was clear.

Before the screening, there was a short documentary about how Nolan shot this whole film entirely using an IMAX 70mm film camera. This made us appreciate the strenuous efforts of Nolan and his cinematographer Hoyte van Hoytema exerted to deliver the biggest, most immersive images ever, best seen in IMAX theaters, of course. Nolan dedicated this film to the late IMAX quality officer David Keighley. "The Odyssey" was the last film he worked on. 9/10. 

Review of THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD: Ignoble Idol

July 8, 2026

After suffering a crippling injury, an aging Robin Hood (Hugh Jackman) was convalescing at the Priory of St. Clement, under the care of  Sister Brigid (Jodie Comer). Not proud of his violent past as an outlaw, Robin introduced himself as Randolph. There, Robin befriended a man who was afflicted with leprosy (Murray Bartlet), as well as a young girl named Margaret (Faith Delaney), daughter of Robin's old friend Little John (Bill Skarsgård).

This film was written and directed by Michael Sarnosky, based on a 17th century English ballad known as "Robin Hood's Death," author unknown. This is said to be one of the oldest existing tale about Robin Hood. In the more popular legend adapted for previous films, such as the Disney animated version (1973) or the Kevin Costner version (1991), Robin Hood was a heroic outlaw who "stole from the rich to give to the poor." 

This morose and notorious Robin Hood we see in this film was a total departure from the charismatic and swashbuckling Robin Hood we knew. The Robin and Little John in the first half were unrecognizable. There was no sense of honor or nobility in the way this Robin fought and killed people, without regard for their age nor gender. He was brutality personified when he killed. If your stomach can't handle gore, you will look away.

By the second half, a limping Robin was recovering his health in the peaceful security of Brigid's Priory. At this point, Robin, and the whole film itself, was gradually transitioning from darkness into the light. As Robin learned to connect with other people, the lighting and the music of the film also became brighter and lighter. It was here that we can finally see the face of Hugh Jackman very well as he emerged from the shadows of the first half. 

Many did not like this film because the intense action scenes in the first half were totally abandoned in the contemplative second half. However, this was exactly the reason why I liked the second half more, as the acting of Jackman came to fore interacting with Comer, Delaney, Bartlet and Noah Jupe. Jackman already played a superhero to his death in "Logan" (2017). Here, he played a folk hero to his death, albeit an antihero version of him. 6/10

Netflix: Review of ENOLA HOLMES 3: Mystery and Malice in Malta

July 4, 2026 

Enola Holmes (Millie Bobby Brown) had accepted the proposal of Lord Tewkesbury to get married. For sentimental reasons, the Lord's mother (Hattie Morahan) recommended that the wedding ceremony be held in Malta, where she and her husband got married as he was stationed as a military officer there before. Sherlock Holmes (Henry Cavill) was disappointed that his younger sister was sacrificing her identity and freedom like this. However, cold feet, two kidnappings and a fire happened before the wedding could take place.   

This is the third installment of this franchise about Sherlock Holmes' spirited kid sister who shared his acuity in investigating and solving crime mysteries. The screenplay of all three films were written by Jack Thorne, based on "The Enola Holmes Mysteries" series of books by Nancy Springer. The first film was shown in 2020, with the sequel in 2022, both directed by Harry Bradbeer. For this third film, the directing job had been turned over to Philip Barantini, noted for directing the acclaimed series "Adolescence" (2025). 

Millie Bobby Brown is still as spunky in her portrayal of Enola as ever, with her constant breaking of the fourth wall to keep us in the loop about her thought processes and plans. Her chemistry with Louis Partridge as Enola's husband-to-be Lord Tewkesbury was still as delightful and romantic as ever. Helena Bonham-Carter played Enola's explosive mother Eudoria with her signature delightfully quirky acting style. Henry Cavill's Sherlock Holmes spent this film in a dark mood, and was rather dour and morose for the most part. 

As Sherlock was out of action for most of the film, we get to see more of Dr. Watson (Himesh Patel) as he assists Enola in her investigation, drawing upon his personal experience as an army medic. He also shared his insights as the son of a soldier to advise the young Lord Tewkesbury about his father who was also a soldier. Also back is Sharon Duncan-Brewster, who was already exposed in the second film as Sherlock's nemesis Prof. Moriarty. Here, she plays Adeline Rathe, the mysterious architect of the complex plot. 

This underlying message of this film was very serious, and was delivered in a most pointed manner. The film was essentially a strong condemnation of the British Army's role in the systematic abuse and pillage of the people and riches of various countries around the world that are under the Crown of their royal monarch. The filmmakers did not mince words in addressing unsavory historical issues involving British rule in Malta, Afghanistan and Ashanti (present day Ghana) as they came up in the course of this story.  7/10

Review of MINIONS & MONSTERS: Movie-Making Mayhem

July 4, 2026

Once upon a time, there were several tribes of Minions who roamed the Earth looking for the perfect villain whom they can serve.  However, because of their inherent naughtiness and clumsiness, the Minions would wind up killing the villains they served.  In one such tribe, there was a Minion named James, who was very much inclined to the art of drawing and telling stories. His best friends were the mischievous Henry and the hearing-impaired Ed. 

One day in 1927, the Minions saw a bank robber who was escaping by train and chased him. It turned out that this was a film being shot by a director named Max (Christoff Waltz). The producers, the Bright Brothers (Jeff Bridges) loved the Minions and made them superstars, until they could not do talkies. It was then that James had the idea of making his own film called "Minions and Monsters," even when only Henry and Ed supported him.

This flashback story of how Minions got into vintage Hollywood silent films was done via bookend sequences of a guide Olivia (Allison Janney) touring her guests around an exhibit called "Magic of Hollywood." While I am not a fan of the Minions, their antics and gibberish language, I appreciated all the call outs to the history of cinema in this one. Cinephiles, especially fans of the classic Hollywood films, will enjoy seeing all these delightful Easter eggs, with Minions somehow integrated into them.  

The direct tributes started in the opening credits, with scenes from "Horse in Motion" (1887) to "A Trip to the Moon" (1902). The man hanging from a clock was from "Safety Last" (1923). Asking Sam the pianist to "play it again" was from "Casablanca" (1942). The "rosebud" scene was from "Citizen Kane" (1941). Charlie Chaplin going through the gears of a machine was from "Modern Times" (1936). The robot Dort (Jesse Eisenberg) was likely a reference to the alien robot Gort in the film "The Day the Earth Stood Still" (1951). 

The sorcerer scenes were likely from "Fantasia" (1940). The train scenes may refer to "The Great Train Robbery" (1903) or "The General" (1927). The noir scene likely referred to "The Maltese Falcon" (1941). The shark scene referred to "Jaws" (1974). In Olivia's exhibit, we see more recent films like "E.T." (1982) and "The Matrix" (1999), movie monsters like "The Mummy" (1932) and "The Creature from the Black Lagoon" (1953), and film directors like Orson Welles, Alfred Hitchcock, and Francis Ford Coppola (in a speaking cameo). 

As for the titular "Monsters," at first there was only one small green spherical creature with the tiny wiggly tentacles above his mouth named Goomi (Trey Parker) whom the Minions conjured out of the spell book. However, he would be joined by his gang of sea monsters Howard (Phil LaMarr) and Phillips (Bobby Moynihan), whose names referred to horror writer H.P. Lovecraft; and their spectacularly destructive orange slimy gelatinous mass with multiple eyes called Irene, that called to mind the classic movie monster "The Blob" (1958). 

I am still not exactly a fan of the Minions and their chaotic brand of foolishness, but I did enjoy this loving tribute to the Golden Age of Hollywood as offered by the Minions creator, director and voice Pierre Coffin. 7/10