Friday, October 23, 2015

Review of THE LAST WITCH HUNTER: Derivative Diesel

October 22, 2015




In ancient times, Kaulder was a fearless witch hunter who was able to kill the Queen Witch herself. However, before she died, the Queen cursed Kaulder with immortality. Cut to modern times, Kaulder is the last witch hunter of his kind. A congregation of priests called the Axe and Cross were commissioned to help Kaulder over the centuries in his sworn mission to incapacitate and incarcerate all the bad witches. Loyalists of the Queen though are working feverishly to resurrect her, setting up a major confrontation between good and evil to decide the fate of mankind.

As predicted, Vin Diesel's acting was as one-dimensional as ever. His look was as unchanging as ever too. He looks the same whoever character he played -- Riddick, Toretto, now Kaulder. They should have kept the ancient Kaulder look which would have set the character apart. As predicted also, Diesel's pervasive good guy vibes are very apparent no matter how tough or violent he gets. These good vibes saved the day, making this derivative and CG-laden witch adventure more bearable and entertaining. Of course, we would root for him to destroy the queen and her minions as good should triumph over evil.

Michael Caine and Elijah Wood play priests of the Axe and Cross, who were Kaulder's personal assistants, advisers and bodyguards, Dolan 36th and Dolan 37th respectively. However, their roles were not as big as their names would make you expect. Caine was as cool as you'd expect, acting like he was Alfred or any of the recent Caine roles you can recall. His performance was always a respectable effort even though he may only be just phoning this one in, being so short. Elijah Wood looked very wrong in this role. The way he looked with a priest's collar was very awkward. His acting was so stiff, as if he knew how wrong he was for that role.

I was expecting the priests to be Kaulder's sidekicks in his battle against the Witch Queen, but it turns out they would be out of the scene for most parts of the film. Kaulder's companion would be a young female witch named Chloe played by Rose Leslie. Leslie, who gained popularity as Wildling Ygritte in TV's "Game of Thrones," is a polarizing actress, either you will like her or you won't. I like her, so I liked that she has moved onto Hollywood, and she gives a strong feisty performance as her TV character did.

I did not think this film "The Last Witch Hunter" would be anything very original, and it was not. The poster was generic, looking like it could be a poster of one of Vin Diesel's "Riddick" films. Even the title was generic, as "Witch Hunter" had been just used in a recent Jeremy Renner-Gemma Arterton film called "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters." Still I went in to watch this film because it is a Vin Diesel film. As consistently one-note his tough guy roles were, at least Diesel knew how to entertain his audience. And that he did. 5/10.

14 comments:

  1. I would love to watch this movie! I'm so happy it's already in cinemas. I'm just curious about the story.

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  2. Wow I was just telling my family about this. I think we are setting this as our next family movie date 😃

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  3. After reading your review i have to think twice should I watch or not. I am a fans of Vin Diesel from the movies Fast & Furious.

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  4. id still watch it cos its vin diesel. haven't seen the trailer yet though

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  5. Yup it definitely doesn't sound promising. Five out of 10 doesn't deserve my attention for 2 hours.

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  6. Awwww... It is not on screen in my country.. Going to watch it for sure! But, seems I should re-think after reading your review. =\

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  7. I agree with your observation with Vin Diesel being one-dimensional. You can barely differentiate his roles in the movies he plays.

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  8. Dang. This is a film I've been wanting to watch. Now I
    'm hesitant when you give it a 5/10!

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  9. I've been seeing this on the commercial lately. Looks really cool especially with Vin Diesel as the lead character. But with a 5/10 rating from you? Hmmm I'm not starting to think if I should watch in on the big screen.

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  10. I will watch this maybe this week. I love vin diesel. Hahaha. I will surely love this film

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  11. Whether if this film is good or bad. I'll definitely watch this one since I am an avid fan of Vin Diesel. Nevertheless, your honest review pointed to one thing. This one will be a hit.

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  12. I'm not a fan of Vin Diesel but the title got me interested. I will have to think twice about watching this... Thanks for writing an honest review 😉

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  13. I am not a big fan of such fiction movies nor Vin Diesal. But I am sure the fast ad furious fans would love to watch this movie.

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  14. I hardly watch movies but i think i will love to get my hand on this one. Its will me mind blowing.

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